achmed-the-right-wing-llama asked:

I hate to say this, but I feel your blog slowly getting less and less funny and original. Also, I noticed you're losing followers considering the notes are down like crazy from what they used to be.

Quit Yer Bitchin' Answer:

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Thanks for the hate mail, but don’t worry about my followers.

connorkawaii:

date a guy who would sell you his strongest potions. a guy who understands you, and your upcoming battle. date a guy who knows what you need, and that what you need is his potions. date a guy who would willingly give you them. date a guy who smiles and nods when you tell him you need to be prepared because you are going into battle. date a potion seller.

10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

According to officials, no Humans has had sex in space… yet.

Josh Hutcherson read the entire Hunger Games trilogy in five days to prepare for his role as Peeta.

Samuel L. Jackson demanded that the studio keep “Snakes on a Plane” as the title because it was the only reason he accepted the…

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tamorapierce:

socialnetworkhell:

"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.

This is a very good point.

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Any infringement of these rights by police has been repeatedly determined by the Supreme Court to violate most of the Bill of Rights.

The First Amendment also protects your right to film Police Officers. And the Supreme Court even ruled that it is okay for cops can be filmed. (Source)

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Any infringement of these rights by police has been repeatedly determined by the Supreme Court to violate most of the Bill of Rights.

The First Amendment also protects your right to film Police Officers. And the Supreme Court even ruled that it is okay for cops can be filmed. (Source)

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imbrittsimpson:

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OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — An Oklahoma City police officer was charged Friday with 16 counts including first-degree rape and sexual battery after being accused of assaulting at least eight women while on patrol.

Daniel Holtzclaw, 27, also faces charges of forcible oral sodomy and indecent exposure. Holtzclaw, a former standout football player in high school and college, was arrested Aug. 21. He remained in custody on a $5 million cash bond Friday, according to jail records.

He is accused of stopping women, who were all black and between the ages of 34 and 58, while on duty in Oklahoma City. Prosecutors allege that he raped two women and either fondled others or forced them to expose themselves, and police said there may be more victims.

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Justice for Daniel Holtzclaw GoFundMe

Justice for Daniel Holtzclaw Facebook

"Former standout football player in high school and college"

"He only assaulted older Black women"

*39 people raise over $7,000 to defend him*

Alternatively titled: how we discuss and treat white male criminals (rapists) in the United States

Wait so is he being falsely accused or what i have no idea whats up

Unlikely, considering less than 2% of all accusations of rape and other sexual abuses are estimated to be “false”.  He’s got at least thirty-nine women accusing him of this —it is statistically more likely that one of these women is actually a ham sandwich than it is that any of them are making false accusations against him.

but then why is there a fundraiser for justice for him? I’m just genuinely confused in this situation.

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a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

albus severus: dear mum and dad

albus severus: i was in the library today

albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts

albus severus: and i would just like to say

albus severus: are you fucking serious

albus severus: i demand a name change immediately

albus severus: just literally anything else please

albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care

albus severus: sorry for swearing i just

albus severus: bloody hell

albus severus: yours sincerely,

albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit