rubeus remus potter not albus severus

can you imagine hagrid’s reaction?? he would be so so so happy and honoured, little rubeus would be getting rock cakes all the time. hagrid buys him his first owl to keep with tradition. hagrid tells him stories about all his dangerous animals and rubeus potter loves it. he gets nicknamed ‘ru’

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when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

(via crossingcaelum)

"It’s fall again. The leaves are turning orange and the sky is open and blue and endless. There’s a big good world out there and you deserve every piece of it you can grab. Whether alone or with people, you need to go start some shit. Throw back the covers. Get out of bed, take a shower, and eat a good meal. Then open the door and step outside. I’m right there with you."
- Adam Gnade, The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin’ Sad (via thebittercardigans)

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It really is a wonder how I haven’t seriously hurt myself while dance fighting to EDM in the shower. I may have abs but I’m still a huge dork.

me jiggletime music




trans boys in gryffindor being sent to the girl’s dormitory and then being delighted when the stairs won’t let them up

trans girls in gryffindor being told they can’t go in the girl’s dormitory (and maybe shown what happens by some cis boy) and then trying it and finding that the stairs DO let them up

Gender fluid gryffindor students falling down as the steps to the girl’s dormitory unpredictably turn into a slide.

you’re a good egg

(Source: andragonyremade, via carryonmypaintedwhore)